tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post7437399925998521777..comments2023-10-28T04:58:22.246-04:00Comments on Crystal Coast Gardener: I Should've Married the Toilet King of TennesseeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-47166260530593068172011-03-23T20:51:18.376-04:002011-03-23T20:51:18.376-04:00Sounds like you had a great day out. The over the...Sounds like you had a great day out. The over the top yacht probably belongs to some drug lord.Jaynehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09993407315693699146noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-58534807338281374872011-03-23T06:19:43.210-04:002011-03-23T06:19:43.210-04:00Yeah I had a great time with my spouse on her day ...Yeah I had a great time with my spouse on her day off also. Isn't life great in Americuh..greggohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10490422976382424491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-81710981829894191202011-03-22T19:54:57.606-04:002011-03-22T19:54:57.606-04:00No way I could possibly be homesick for freezing c...No way I could possibly be homesick for freezing cold old Canada when you're frolicking by the ocean watching dolphins! (I totally remember those dolphins at the mall! When I was 13 West Edmonton Mall was my favourite place in the world. yikes did I just admit that on the internet..)Margueritehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14377516887669269657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-51023079572695560272011-03-22T18:27:19.271-04:002011-03-22T18:27:19.271-04:00Alison: Killer whales?? You win :)
Ms S: Nothing ...Alison: Killer whales?? You win :)<br /><br />Ms S: Nothing says spring like bewbies! :) I DO miss Edmonton though. Badly. Even though I know I can't plant anything until after Victoria Day (no one knows what that is here...here, it's Memorial Day).<br /><br />Jess: Who do YOU cheer for? :) Is it the GAMECOCKS?? I love saying Gamecocks. I feel dirty. But legitimate.<br /><br />I pull for the Heels. But only because I'm happier when Chuck's happy. He's a HUGE fan. I couldn't give a shit about basketball otherwise. <br /><br />IG: You sound as if you have dolphin issues buried somewhere in your past.<br /><br />Were you molested by a dolphin? An innocent altar boy with a lecherous dolphin priest? Was your stepdad a dolphin? Did he make you turn tricks? Like balancing a big red ball on your nose?<br /><br />Or a PAIR of big red balls on your nose???<br /><br />I'm intrigued.<br /><br />Melissa: Well, normally I'm not an outside sitter in the summertime. There are way too many bugs here, and the sun is to hot to sit outside past May 1. But right now? Beautiful!<br /><br />Liz: 'West Ed' (as we lovingly call it) has a sea lion tank, a waterpark, an amusement park complete with roller coaster, a golf driving range, a mini-golf park, a rifle-range, a 16-theater movie-plex, and an ice-skating rink. Hell, I'm surprised they don't have the sea lions ice skating. <br /><br />You're about as mature as me. Which is AWESOME. :)Kynahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13222304237028745181noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-78184034734986920372011-03-22T12:25:43.224-04:002011-03-22T12:25:43.224-04:00Hey,
Dolphins in a mall.... Or any other animal f...Hey,<br /><br />Dolphins in a mall.... Or any other animal for that matter..................<br />A large fish tank I could understand, or maybe a large bird enclosure... But why Dolphins (or Sea lions?)<br /><br />Anyway.<br /><br />Our local shopping mall has a 'big nipple', the large dome at the centre of the mall. <br />If meeting anyone there I'll tell them to meet me at the big nipple, because I'm like soooooo mature.Lizhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08640322232670777125noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-24378569794362007832011-03-22T08:16:56.875-04:002011-03-22T08:16:56.875-04:00What a great day. We, too, are outside-sitters, a...What a great day. We, too, are outside-sitters, and people stare at us. <br /><br />And great job on the dolphin picks! Those suckers ARE hard to photograph...unless you're at a mall.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16253555059755669254noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-66163128897774428562011-03-22T03:33:52.754-04:002011-03-22T03:33:52.754-04:00I get hacked off with people telling me how intell...I get hacked off with people telling me how intelligent dolphins are. Bascially, they swim around in the sea, and that's it. Did a dolphin ever invent the internal combustion engine? Don't think so. Did a dolphin ever put a man (or even another dolphin) on the moon. That's a negative, Bob. Did a dolphin ever develop a cure for cancer. I think we know the answer.<br /><br />Imagine the conversation over breakfast.<br />'Shall we invent something today?'<br />'No, screw that, let's just swin in circles.'<br />'We could always go to the mall.'<br /><br />Yep, that's intelligence on a plate.<br /><br />This over-the-top adulation for a mammal that can't even work out it isn't a fish is a crime. All dolphins do is swim in the sea, and attract hordes of people who must swim with them for their inner harmony.<br /><br />Let's be honest here; if I found out I had but a short time left to live, I'd want to go swimming with hookers in a lake of wine, not some pseudo-intelligent mammal-fish.<br /><br />The other thing thast pisses me off about dolphins is this whole 'dolphin-friendly tuna' thing. It's okay to catch tuna, but not dolphins? When did that become law, because try eating a dolphin and you'll be lynched.<br /><br />Let's compare the two. The 'intelligent' dolhin swims in the sea, in its own pooh, and does little else. The humble tuna swims in the sea in its own pooh, and tastes great seared.<br /><br />Case closed.The Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18345021580985320660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-68763499972923949242011-03-21T23:38:19.317-04:002011-03-21T23:38:19.317-04:00This would be a perfect post if you could get Chuc...This would be a perfect post if you could get Chuck to quit wearing that Tarheels thing...Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01524574998937986323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-29482592221110374012011-03-21T23:32:45.427-04:002011-03-21T23:32:45.427-04:00Dolphins, beer and boobies -spring must have arriv...Dolphins, beer and boobies -spring must have arrived! :)<br /><br />(Now tell her to get up here to Edmonton!) :)Northern Beauty Seekerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07805215769692200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-12754027039196585452011-03-21T20:08:27.216-04:002011-03-21T20:08:27.216-04:00Sounds like a very relaxing trip! My husband would...Sounds like a very relaxing trip! My husband would totally have posed just like Chuck in that picture with the boobs. They would so get along.<br /><br />And...you saw dolphins! You should come to the Puget Sound area. We have killer whales.Alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323262555906240701noreply@blogger.com