tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56743364003314318602024-03-12T19:24:56.291-04:00Crystal Coast GardenerExpose yourself to art.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger259125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-1700013902598052912013-02-15T22:26:00.001-05:002013-02-15T22:28:35.934-05:00I'm Still Not DeadBut my life has changed a whole fucking lot.<br />
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My heart really isn't in this blog any longer<em> (if you couldn't already tell),</em> I'm thinking about starting a new one.<br />
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Haven't started it yet, but if any of you out there are still interested in reading about my life, email me at <a href="mailto:dracorules22@yahoo.com">dracorules22@yahoo.com</a>, and I'll send you the link to my new blog when I've got it going.<br />
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Won't be much to do with gardening, but I always seem to have something interesting <em>(or fucked up)</em> to say.<br />
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Anyway, I still love y'all.<br />
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<em>*kisses*</em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-4052658274040272272012-08-14T12:41:00.001-04:002012-08-14T12:41:45.365-04:00I'm Almost Afraid to Post After Being Away So LongDoes anyone on here still remember me? <br />
<br />
<em>*ducks rotten tomatoes*</em><br />
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Whoops, I guess so.<br />
<br />
Just popped on to say hello, and once again, that I'm not dead.<br />
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I just got a new promotion at the bookstore, and I've been so preoccupied with trying to earn it, that I haven't really felt like writing anything.<br />
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Bit drained from work. <em>*cough*understatement*cough*</em><br />
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Hopefully soon I'll get my shit together, and do some writing again.<br />
<br />
I actually have a few stories to tell!<br />
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If there are any of you left around to listen lol<br />
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Anyway, I hope all of you are well!! :)<br />
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~KynaUnknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-73407726933522401532012-05-31T09:23:00.002-04:002012-05-31T09:23:58.288-04:0031This is how old I am today.<br />
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Jesus Christ.<br />
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Did another year really go by that quickly?<br />
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<em>*ducks the rotten tomatoes thrown at her by followers*</em><br />
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<a href="http://disasterfilm.blogspot.com/">John</a> totally shamed me in a comment on my last <a href="http://crystalcoastgardener.blogspot.com/2012/04/so-im-not-dead.html">post</a>.<br />
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I'm sorry John. I promise I'll stop being such an absent cow ;)<br />
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What brought me to writing today?<br />
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Outrage, that's what.<br />
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The other night, I was eating dinner and watching telly.<br />
<br />
Minding my own fucking business.<br />
<br />
And suddenly I get ambushed by an anti-gay marriage commercial.<br />
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?<br />
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I was so disgusted, I wanted to throw my plate of food at the screen.<br />
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Of course they have to include, <em>"Everyone has the right to live their own lives and be with who they choose, but NO ONE has the right to redefine the word marriage."</em><br />
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This line was closely followed by a huge close-up of the Bible.<br />
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I was literally yelling at my television.Why is this discrimination allowed?<br />
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My state is trying to pass anti-gay marriage legislation right now. You have no idea how much I wish I was allowed to cast a vote against it.<br />
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Replace 'gay' with women or people of ethnicity and they'd have to rent out a storage unit at the State Capitol for all the hate mail.<br />
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Because not too fucking long ago in our long history as a civilization, these groups were not considered 'citizens' and their rights were minimal to none.<br />
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I will never get why straight people are <em>so</em> goddamned afraid of gay people. <br />
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Because that's what it is. <br />
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Fear of something people don't understand.<br />
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And our education system sucks here. The health care system sucks even worse. The government is cutting funding to all sorts of areas.<br />
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But they're gonna spend an assload of money on a stupid law that will prevent gay people from being able to get legally married.<br />
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Way to get your priorities straight<em> (pun intended)</em>, government.<br />
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Fucking ridiculous.<br />
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<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_8">Prop 8</a> all over again.<br />
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I really enjoy writing on it, and I didn't want to get rid of it.<br />
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I toyed with the idea of making it 'invite only', but then I'd have to get all of your email addresses.<br />
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And as Blogger has no private messaging system, that would be a pain in my fucking ass.<br />
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ALSO you'd all have to log in every time just to read my shit, and I'm sure that would be a pain in all of <em>your</em> fucking asses.<br />
<br />
So I took it off private, and we'll see.<br />
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I know some of you all care about me (I think), and might have been wondering what the fuck is going on.<br />
<br />
Anyway, hi :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-45423324125406443512012-03-19T09:13:00.008-04:002012-03-19T09:20:29.047-04:00Blah, Blah, Blah, Work, Blah, BlahOne of the last times I posted, I mentioned that I couldn't or shouldn't talk about work.<br />
<br />
Well, fuck it.<br />
<br />
Because that's where all my best stories are from in the last couple of weeks. <br />
<br />
I can always go back and delete this, right?<br />
<br />
Right.<br />
<br />
Anyway, let's start with something fun and positive.<br />
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A couple of weeks ago, we had a huge event to commemorate Dr. Seuss' birthday at the store.<br />
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We had face painting, games, cupcake decorating, storytelling all day long.<br />
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Hundreds and hundreds of kids everywhere.<br />
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Knowing me, do you think I was happy or pissed off about this?<br />
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I bet you guessed wrong, bitches!!<br />
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I got to paint my face and wear an awesome hat all day long.<br />
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Who wouldn't be jazzed about that??<br />
<br />
And it was really fun seeing all the kids so excited. One of our employees dressed in a Cat in the Hat costume and went around all day entertaining the masses.<br />
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She was a real sport about it too, because those costumes are fucking sweltering. At one point she was taking a break in the back room and I thought she was literally going to pass out from heat exhaustion. Sometimes I'm really glad that I'm too fat to get into those things.<br />
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The day was really fun, but by the end of my shift, customers were starting to get pissy. <br />
<br />
The regulars were pissy because they couldn't get to anything and it was really loud and crowded in there. And the people that came just for the even got pissy because their kids were getting pissy.<br />
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So I was happy to leave by 3pm, and leave everyone to be pissy. <br />
<br />
I stopped to pick up sandwiches from Subway on the way home, and there was no way I was taking off that hat after wearing it all day. My hair was a tangled, sweaty beehive-looking nest under that thing.<br />
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A hot dude in line was actually <em>hitting on me</em> while I had cat makeup and that hat on. It was the crowning achievement of my life, really.<br />
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The rest of the last couple of weeks...meh, not as fun.<br />
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I've been sick as shit in the last week. Felt like there's been a family of angry squirrels living in my lungs. I'm finally doing a little bit better. I'm never sick, so when I am it really hits me.<br />
<br />
And speaking of shit...<br />
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Someone actually took one in the hallway to the bathrooms/break room at work the other day.<br />
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Pooped.<br />
<br />
Right.<br />
<br />
In.<br />
<br />
The.<br />
<br />
Hallway.<br />
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I'm sure it was a little kid. Well, I'm actually <em>hoping</em> it was a little kid, 'cause yikes.<br />
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Usually I'm the one that gets screwed over and has to deal with things like that, but thank the sweet Baby Jesus in the manger that I wasn't there that morning. My friend Sean had to clean it up.<br />
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If the kid was young enough to have pooped in the hallway, don't you think a parent would have been nearby? And seen this? And you know, perhaps cleaned it up??<br />
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Yeah. People are fucking awesome.<br />
<br />
And speaking of awesome people...<br />
<br />
There have been a lot of angry-ass bible customers this last week.<br />
<br />
Thrice (yep, I said thrice) I've had people angry over the price of bibles.<br />
<br />
People always say, 'It's in the bible.'<br />
<br />
They're full of shit, because there are zillions upon kajillions of bibles. Different translations, different styles, different uses. <br />
<br />
Gift bibles, travel bibles, study bibles, parallel bibles...(I'm starting to sound like Bubba from 'Forrest Gump' here)<br />
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Some are really expensive, some are really cheap.<br />
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People never want the $10 bible. They want the $85 bible. But they want us to sell it to them for $10.<br />
<br />
One woman in particular got all up in my face.<br />
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<em>Customer: Excuse me. I need a King James Version bible for my kid.</em><br />
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<em>Me: Well, we only have one in the store. There aren't many KJV bibles made for children in general. It's a hard translation for them to understand.</em><br />
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<em>Customer: She needs it for school. How much is it?</em><br />
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<em>Me; $30</em><br />
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<em>*customer's eyes bug out of her head*</em><br />
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<em>Customer: For a bible?? That's ridiculous. I'm not paying $30.</em><br />
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<em>Me: Well, that's the price. We don't set the prices, the publishers do.</em><br />
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<em>Customer: She needs it for school.</em><br />
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<em>Me: Well, this is the only one we have. And it's $30.</em><br />
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<em>Customer: That's crazy! Considering GOD was the publisher in the first place!</em><br />
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Yep. <br />
<br />
She actually said that. <br />
<br />
I had no idea that God was in the printing business. Is it in the bible? Maybe you can take up high bible prices with Him, Lady. <br />
<br />
Oh, and let him know how awesome you were treating me, He'll love that.<br />
<br />
Three different ones like that. Yesterday was the latest one...you know. On Sunday. When this person had ovbiously just come straight from church to the store.<br />
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I wonder what it is about the drive over that makes them forget everything they just learned at church?<br />
<br />
I don't attend church, I never have. Yet I always treat others well, as I'd like to be treated. <br />
<br />
Funny how that is, eh? <br />
<br />
Anyway, the weather is starting to get really gorgeous here. That's definitely a plus. <br />
<br />
Hopefully it'll start cheering people up. It's definitely cheering ME up.<br />
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Oh, and I got a faaaaaaaabulous new pair of Converse,<br />
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Talk about cheered up!!<br />
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Thought you might like to know :)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-87190191230762390682012-03-01T11:30:00.002-05:002012-03-01T13:43:32.239-05:00Is It Really March Already?Jesus.<br />
<br />
Where is the fucking time going?<br />
<br />
So, as <a href="http://calvinscanadiancaveofcool.blogspot.com/">Cal</a> pointed out to me the other day, I haven't been writing on here as much lately.<br />
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I started a second blog on tumblr, and I spend a lot of time playing on it. <br />
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It's something that's quick, easy, and I don't have to think much about what I'm writing, like I do on here. Plus, I get to hang out with a bunch of girls that are just as Cumberaddicted as I am :)<br />
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And the reason that's so attractive to me right now, is because I've had a lot on my mind. I like the mindless escape of Tumblr (which they should really call Crackblr). <br />
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I don't like to talk about unpleasant things on here. No one likes a downer. <br />
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Lots of stuff going on work that I don't want to blog about. Or really shouldn't blog about. So that's out for discussion.<br />
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And the rest is mundane. And I've been a little sad.<br />
<br />
Maybe I'm attracted to Tumblr because of the amount of followers I have over there. I AM an attention-whore in case you haven't noticed. :)<br />
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I've had it for a month and a half, and I just passed 800 followers. Which blows my mind. I feel like a cult leader.<br />
<br />
The average age range of users over there is pretty young. Lots of teenage girls. I've made good friends with a few of the 'older' folk on there (older meaning 25-30). <br />
<br />
The teenage girls are lovely, they're just excited fangirls, like me. Which is AWESOME.<br />
<br />
But they make me sad sometimes.<br />
<br />
So many of them feel so bad about themselves. Talk about how depressed they are. How ugly they are. How they're not skinny enough. Or pretty enough. How they just want to kill themselves. Or they talk about cutting themselves.<br />
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It doesn't happen all the time, or I wouldn't be on there. It'd be too sad. But once in awhile I'll see a post roll through my dashboard that contains those things. <br />
<br />
I wish I could just hug all of them and tell them to be more confident and love themselves for who and what they are. <br />
<br />
But I also remember what I felt like when I was that age. I felt the same, went through the same things, had the same thoughts. Confidence in who you are only comes with time. I'm glad it only took me till my mid-20's to not give a shit about what others think of me and be happy with myself.<br />
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I feel like I'm making a little bit of a difference though. I've received some lovely compliments to the tune of <em>'You make me feel like I can say what I'm thinking, because you say whatever you're thinking!</em>' and the like.<br />
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That makes my heart happy.<br />
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I've also been doing a lot of fiction-writing the last couple of months. Nothing anyone on here would want to read, it's 'just' fanfiction (and gay fanfiction at that). But I love it. The story I'm working on is the longest thing I've ever written, and it's still going. And I'm proud of it. I've had over 3000 hits on it, and 150 people left me notes about how much they loved it. It may not be 'real' writing, but it makes me happy and gives me an outlet for creativity. Even if it's just for a select demographic. <br />
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Anyway, I hope something awesome happens to me every couple of days from here on out, so that I can write a little more often on here. <br />
<br />
Thanks Cal, for reminding me that it's not the number of followers I have, it's the quality of the readers :) Everyone that regularly leaves me a comment on here is my friend. :)<br />
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Love you guys!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-85872207424701595482012-02-21T09:54:00.001-05:002012-02-21T09:56:15.137-05:00It Should Be Against the Law...for me to own houseplants.<br />
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I actually can't believe that I haven't killed this one already. I've had it for...5 years?<br />
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It was fine until this last year. And I'm pissed off because I'm actually sort of attached to that plant.<br />
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Am I giving it too much water? Not enough? Does it need repotting?<br />
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I don't know if it's even repottable at this point. If I even so much as look at it, a piece falls off.<br />
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I keep expecting a little boy to ride through my living room on his Big Wheel croaking, "REDRUM". <br />
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Houseplants are my nemesis.<br />
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Ooh, look. I made it through a post without fucking swearing.<br />
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DAMMIT. Oh well.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-33575896932639370992012-02-13T12:07:00.005-05:002012-02-13T12:22:35.742-05:00Converse PornSay hello to my new favourite possessions.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I don't know what it is about Converse, they are the sexiest fucking shoe on the planet.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I love them on chicks, I love them on dudes. I like them in a box, I like them on a fox.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">This is getting a little Dr. Seuss, isn't it?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div>I bought Chuckles a pair for Christmas, and every time we go on a date, I make a request that he wear them. <br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Chuck Taylors for Chuck Adams. :)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Chuck wore them in the 70's when they were cool the first time. He said they were the cheapest shoe you could get, and everyone wore them for basketball. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">He said he also enjoyed them because he could tromp through streams and puddles in them, and they'd dry really quickly. That's my Chuckles, the outdoorsy type.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And the real reason he's happy to wear them when I ask, is because I immediately want to have sex with him. With only the shoes on.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">That THAT mental image to the bank and cash it.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div>If I had a penis, I totally would have sex with my new Converse, I would. Hell, even though I don't have a penis, I have to admit that I've tried it. And it was satisfying enough to make me want a cigarette afterwards. And I don't even smoke.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Look at the purple. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PURPLE.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And they've got a double tongue. I LOVE THE DOUBLE TONGUE.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><em>Please</em> take that as innuendo, because these shoes are pure, All-Star sex.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I suspect a Converse habit is forming. Especially since I found out you can custom design your own shoe online.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Like these:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM1-7aZCTn9uG9g77f7-y6meHyf91XLf7gQ3ogOr41BiOAEdG9uOKFpcUTOM-L0Zd-ITBZWcyOBFVr5ezd4Ev1JOXCEKT3QX6J84NCrcjGkXUleM3h8Q7fDFqNAejJrHydkNKTe52ei_k/s1600/converse-high-tops1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgM1-7aZCTn9uG9g77f7-y6meHyf91XLf7gQ3ogOr41BiOAEdG9uOKFpcUTOM-L0Zd-ITBZWcyOBFVr5ezd4Ev1JOXCEKT3QX6J84NCrcjGkXUleM3h8Q7fDFqNAejJrHydkNKTe52ei_k/s320/converse-high-tops1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Yesterday when I had to change out of them and into my work shoes, I got sad very quickly. The day went down hill from there.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div>In other breaking girly news, I also bought a purse this week. <br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">I fucking hate buying purses. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div>It's just a container with a zipper. I will never understand how one could pay $10,000 for a bag to put one's shit into.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">You're welcome.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-30999418697407473162012-02-05T11:07:00.005-05:002012-02-05T11:13:35.135-05:00We're Gonna Need a Big Cake to Fit All Those Damn CandlesChuckles turns 50 today. :)<br />
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Chuck has been walking around yelling, <em>"IIIIIIIII'm 50! 50 years old!"</em> this whole last week.<br />
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You probably want to watch this <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiehDcVZ-vA">video</a> if you don't know what I'm on about.<br />
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Chuck's high kick isn't quite as high as Molly Shannon's, but then again he is missing a lung, so let's forgive him for that, shall we?<br />
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Some people celebrate their 50th birthdays by throwing a huge party, inviting friends and family from across the continent/world, just to congratulate them for making it this far or to make fun of them in front of everyone for being old. Or both.<br />
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What is Chuck doing for his?<br />
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Skydiving?<br />
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Running a marathon?<br />
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Scaling Mt. Kilimanjaro?<br />
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None of the above.<br />
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Chuckles shares his birthday with the Superbowl this year. We're going over to a friend's house to watch the game, eat some homemade corn dogs and clam chowder, and have just a few other good friends to help him celebrate.<br />
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<em>And</em> make fun of him for being so old. :)<br />
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Currently, he's lying in bed in his pyjamas <em>(which he never does this late in the morning)</em> watching nature shows. <br />
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What a badass, huh? Well, he got his wildness out years ago, thank the sweet baby Jesus in the manger.<br />
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He's done a lot in 50 years.<br />
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Was born...obviously <em>(Chuck's the one sitting in the middle)</em><br />
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Got out of the Marines and grew a beard...<br />
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Shaved off beard and met an awesome, hot, young, Canadian chick...<br />
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Went on adventures to see all sorts of awesome things...<em>(and he did get to climb a mountain as you can see, just not one in Africa)</em><br />
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Married off his oldest daughter...<br />
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....and his favourite, finally got to see a UNC Tar Heel basketball game in person.<br />
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Like, I said, Chuck's lived a full life in 50 years. Sometimes a little too full, there are stories I've heard about him that I don't even like to think about too hard, let alone blog about. Yikes.<br />
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Glad I got to spend the last 7 of Chuck's years with him.<br />
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I remember when I met him, he was just about to turn 43. I thought, <em>"Wow, in 7 years, he'll be 50! And I'll be 30... That's so far away though..."</em>)<br />
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Well, 50's here now.<br />
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Happy Birthday, Chuckles!! You're 50! <br />
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50 years old!!!!!<br />
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Here's to the next 50 years!!<br />
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<em>(And yes Chuck, I can hear you grumbling right now, "Not gonna make it another 50 years...*grumble*", and you can just stop it :) )</em>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-81485368032998522082012-01-26T11:49:00.002-05:002012-01-26T11:49:48.162-05:00What I Did on My Winter VacationAfter being off for 12 days, getting back to work was super fun.<br />
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Most people were saying to me,<em> "Oh, but aren't you glad to go back? I'd be bored out of my mind!"</em><br />
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Two words: Piss off! <br />
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I LOVED my vacation. I would've been happy to have another couple of weeks off. I pretty much got paid last week to play on the internet. I have a feeling I sort of looked like this:<br />
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I started a new blog on Tumblr in an attempt to stop irritating the fuck out of everyone with talk of Sherlock and Teh Cumberbatch. I've gained 80 followers in like...6 days. Took me almost 2 years to get 119 over here. <br />
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Apparently I've been writing for the wrong demographic. 17-year-old fangirls think I'm hilarious. So there. <br />
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<em>(Oh, shut up...:P)</em><br />
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I've also done some fiction writing. I haven't done that in quite a few years, just sat down and wrote about something that didn't happen to me. It's nothing of any import, but I'm lovin' it. <em>(I sound like a McDonald's commercial)</em><br />
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I had a rough few days there last week when my co-worker Hannah died, so all of these things were a nice escape. I still don't think I'm quite right about it all. I've still been sad a lot. For a lot of reasons.<br />
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So I am happy to be back at work where all my friends are. We spent the last couple of days laughing a lot. Well, I spent the last couple of days trying to make everyone laugh and succeeding. Yesterday morning I had all of my makeup cried off <em>(from laughter)</em> by 8am. <br />
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I think they missed me. It's nice to be missed.<br />
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It's also a good thing I'm back at work anyway, because I think I was starting to turn into a man. A filthy, lazy bachelor. If I could've grown a beard, I would've.<br />
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I kept forgetting to eat because I was on the internet so much <em>(I really need to market 'The Internet Diet'...had my hands in so many tech cookie jars, that I didn't have any time to stick them into real ones). </em><br />
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Anyway, at one point I thought I had better tear myself away from the computer for some victuals or starve to death, and I found myself staring into sort of an empty fridge.<br />
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We did have a large bowl of cold roasted leftover potatoes and onions in there. I was too lazy to put them in the microwave, so I stood there in front of the fridge, eating cold potatoes out of this giant bowl with a fork. There may or may not have been cold gravy involved as well.<br />
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So yeah. Not much exercise got done last week. But with the forgetting to eat <em>(and also the cultivation of a serious tea habit)</em> I think everything got balanced out.<br />
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It's really died down at work, traffic-wise. Occasionally you can hear crickets if you listen closely. <br />
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Kind of nice not to be run off my feet the first two days back, but the days seem loooooooooong after what I was used to for the last few months. I shouldn't be surprised, it happens every year and I've been there for four years. <br />
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But, you know. I suppose it's like a having a baby. You go through a lot of pain, and then promptly forget how much pain you went through so that you can do it all over again next time.<br />
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I just compared bookselling to having babies. Wow. <br />
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Anyway, thought I'd give you an update on Kyna. You know, just in case you missed me. ;)Unknownnoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-89622502416539414392012-01-23T10:31:00.002-05:002012-01-23T10:31:43.809-05:00Sexual Innuendo Magnetic Poetry Monday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU2aMIPtkYBiuss8LxjBT5NpG6yP0n_Cyr7e7PpirPfJGoDFC-GqHFVxSvHXhjHHF4GkYxhU-jkIFW1MLGXNDViR959ViskuhgFc5X88vdsIfI8sf3RXxVqDuuBBDUryMG4qKW48qyuzo/s1600/IMG_6774.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU2aMIPtkYBiuss8LxjBT5NpG6yP0n_Cyr7e7PpirPfJGoDFC-GqHFVxSvHXhjHHF4GkYxhU-jkIFW1MLGXNDViR959ViskuhgFc5X88vdsIfI8sf3RXxVqDuuBBDUryMG4qKW48qyuzo/s320/IMG_6774.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-59738056168715984912012-01-20T11:46:00.008-05:002012-01-20T12:17:12.883-05:00Warning: Serious Kyna AheadWent to a funeral last night for the first time in 10 years. Last one was my dad's in 2002.<br />
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A girl named Hannah that had been working with us at Barnes & Noble <em>(usually I don't say the name of where I work, but since most every other bookstore is gone I might as well, right?)</em> for the last few months died in a car wreck last Friday.<br />
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She was riding in the car with her boyrfriend late that night and they turned around at a really bad spot in the road <em>(car accidents happen at this particular intersection all the time)</em> and the passenger side where she was located got plowed by another car. Her boyfriend lived and she died at the hospital she was taken to.<br />
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Extremely sad. The girl was only 21 years old.<br />
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Last Saturday, Chuck and I and a bunch of B&Ners went to a concert out in Atlantic Beach (I mentioned it a <a href="http://crystalcoastgardener.blogspot.com/2012/01/where-can-i-find-free-baby-on-short.html">couple of posts ago)</a>. <br />
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While Chuckles and I were driving, there was a lull in conversation. I was silently looking out the window at the darkness, watching the beach houses go by. For no particular reason, I started wondering what would happen if one of us at B&N died. What if <em>I</em> died, actually. <br />
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Would the company send flowers? Would they close the store for the day? Would my co-workers show up for my funeral?<br />
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Yeah. Exactly. Why the fuck would I be thinking this? We were driving up to see a fun concert and hang out with friends. I guess it's just one of those uncontrollable things that brains do when they're bored.<br />
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Anyway, we get up to Atlantic Beach, and Chuckles and I stop to get a couple of subs to eat before the show.<br />
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I had to pee, and while I was in the bathroom my phone went off with a text alert in my bag hanging on the back of the stall door. The venue for the concert was in the same parking lot as the sub place, so I thought maybe one of my friends saw us drive in and wondered where the hell we were.<br />
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It was a text saying Hannah had been in a car accident the night before and had died.<br />
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Talk about a punch in the fucking gut.<br />
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I came out of the bathroom in total shock. I had just been thinking about the death thing on the way up there, and then I get this text?<br />
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Yeah, I know. Coincedence. Synchronicity. Or maybe I just felt something. I don't know. It all gets chalked up to 'freaky'.<br />
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I'm not going to pretend Hannah and I were best buds or anything. She hadn't worked at B&N for very long. If it had been one of the people I'd known there since the beginning, you'd be scraping me off the floor with a spatula right now. I'd be completely non-functional.<br />
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But Hannah was a sweet and lovely girl, and only 21...there one minute, and gone the next. <br />
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Do you know how relieved I am that I was nice to her the last time I saw her? <br />
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Last Wednesday (the night before my vacation started) she was my person for customer service and I was the manager for the evening. <br />
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Hannah had been having a very bad day and was not herself. Normally the girl was like sunshine personified...like a happy puppy <em>(and I'm not saying this just because she's dead, she really was one of the most positive people I've ever met)</em> but she was just so sad that night. <br />
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She asked me around 7:30 if I wouldn't mind her going home. Since it was pin-drop quiet <em>(I normally would use the term 'dead', but in this case that's inappropriate)</em> in the store that evening, I said sure and that I hoped she had a better night. And she died the day after that.<br />
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I'm so glad I didn't make her feel bad about asking me to leave or anything like that. Not that I'm a fucking doucheface all the time or anything, but at work sometimes we can all get under each other's skin and say things to each other that we don't mean when we irritate each other. I'm glad this wasn't one of those times, because I would've felt like an asshole forever.<br />
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B&N is my family. We all love each other like family. We get on each other's nerves like family. We fight with each other like family. We spend more time with each other than we do with our 'real' families.<br />
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Last night, pretty much everyone that didn't have to work <em>(the store did indeed stay open through the funeral...I think maybe if she had worked there longer, there may have been other arrangements made)</em> went to the service. B&Ners took up two whole rows of seating. I was proud of us.<br />
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There was an amazing amount of people there to pay their respects. We stood in line for about 30-40 minutes to file past the open casket to the seating area. <br />
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Poor Hannah did not look like herself. I know it's a cliché thing that people say when viewing a dead body, but she just didn't. The effects from the accident were very apparent.<br />
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I didn't think it would affect me that badly to see her. My heart started beating really fast. My knees and hands started getting all shaky and I started tearing up. She was just so fucking <em>young</em>.<br />
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And they were playing what I assume were some of her favourite songs while we were waiting for the rest of the people to file in. The girl loved classic rock, and apparently she had a huge vinyl record collection. We remarked to each other that a few of us would have to alter our iPod playlists. I can never listen to 'Break On Through' by The Doors or The Beatles' 'Yellow Submarine' again without thinking of Hannah lying there in that casket.<br />
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It's amazing how much you learn about a person at their funeral. Oh, I know it's all the good things about a person and never the bad, but that's ok. I think all of us deserve a time to have wonderful things said about us, that everyone can hear.<br />
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I don't think any of us at work knew just how talented she was. She loved music and art. They had quite a few pieces of it on display. She was very mischievous and fun-loving and what Southern people like to call 'wide open'. <br />
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Even though I wasn't close with her, I lost it twice. The first time was when they played 'Come Sail Away' by Styx in between eulogies. Jesus, I don't know why that one got me, but it did. <br />
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And the second time was while they were describing what kind of person she was. Independent, different, spirited, living life to the fullest, was always trying to make people happy...I felt like I could be sitting at <em>my</em> fucking funeral. That's what I imagine people might say about me. That took away the rest of my mascara...<br />
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We all had to hug it out in the parking lot afterwards. <br />
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I came home with no makeup and a headache. There's nothing like facing down your own mortality to give you a good one.<br />
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The day before the funeral, I also got a text saying that a good co-worker friend's sister had died on the way to the doctor that morning. Two death texts in one week. Jesus. I'm afraid to open my phone now.<br />
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Some good news though. The dude that was in the band that we went to see? Bennie? He became a father that very same day.<br />
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Two lives end and another one begins.<br />
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Yes, by all means, cue up 'The Circle of Life'...<br />
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I'm going to really need a new damn dress though. I wore the same dress to two weddings and a funeral in the past 6 months.<br />
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Two more weddings, and I'd have a Hugh Grant movie.<br />
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Anyway, I just had to get that all out. Writing really clears my head.<br />
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I know I'm not normally this serious, and I don't like bringing my readers down. But y'all are also my friends, so I figure you wouldn't mind a non-happy, nearly pictureless post once in awhile.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-59516878545839035662012-01-16T13:06:00.000-05:002012-01-16T13:06:30.533-05:00Sexual Innuendo Magnetic Poetry Monday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisthyphenhyphensOeMrnQFl1v5mxjFmW_ENmeOSD3TPAESpFTE_bc_qv-CHExnI4MEXt8_Dru82ejPJi5KsXnAQqeqXz38qcRfuu71G89LYBd3nkt8bDKL4D2rGJ4PoIhYfzHisWj73viAJg-0awrg/s1600/IMG_6770.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisthyphenhyphensOeMrnQFl1v5mxjFmW_ENmeOSD3TPAESpFTE_bc_qv-CHExnI4MEXt8_Dru82ejPJi5KsXnAQqeqXz38qcRfuu71G89LYBd3nkt8bDKL4D2rGJ4PoIhYfzHisWj73viAJg-0awrg/s320/IMG_6770.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-20900425084501255312012-01-14T13:23:00.008-05:002012-01-14T13:56:21.695-05:00Take Me To Your Leader. Oh Yeah, Right. It's Me.I've just created a Twitter account (yes, <a href="http://theidiotgardener.blogspot.com/">IG</a>, I know. I know. You don't even have to say it.)<br />
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I now have a Twitter account (edit:<a href="https://twitter.com/#!/FreakyKyna">@FreakyKyna</a>, in case you're interested), a Facebook page, I'm running two blogs, I'm juggling a questionably massive Cumberobsession, and multiple people have roped me into playing Words with Friends on my Nook.<br />
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I have so many windows open on my computer and have my hands on so many mobile devices at the same time, that I feel like I'm at the helm of Mission Control at NASA.<br />
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Or as my friend Nick put it, <em>"...</em><span class="commentBody" data-jsid="text"><em>like that god on The Simpsons who's deep underground working a load of computers... That exists doesn't it? I feel like it does. I hope I'm not imagining it..."</em></span><br />
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I feel like I've taken over the world. <br />
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True story, I actually shouldn't have even been born you know. After my older brother Kurt was born, my mum got herself fixed. And it didn't take. <br />
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And here I am! *waves*<br />
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So you see, I'm destined for greatness. Call it delusions of grandeur if you will. Haters gonna hate<em>.</em><br />
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It's either take over the world from my desk chair, or my head explodes from having my hands in too many cookie jars. <em>('Cause 'cookie' works in tech puns, dontcha know?)</em><br />
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I'm putting my money on 'take over the world'. <br />
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I'd be an awesome world leader. Epic.<br />
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~You'd get to see my gorgeous face plastered all over town squares all over the world on giant propaganda banners. My glorious visage will warm the hearts <em>(and the trousers)</em> of all my countrymen. <em>(I don't know if my countrywomen will be happy about it, but tough titty. I'll win them over by giving them all their own private diamond mines and chocolate factories. Just call me Wilhemena Wonka.) </em><br />
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~My worldwide televised addresses to the public would be entertaining, never boring. People will mark the dates on their calendars to watch me do impressions of Sean Connery or Christopher Walken every week. And to occasionally bestow such leaderly wisdom as <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096928/quotes">'Be excellent to each other.'</a><br />
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~There would be no war. How can anyone blow other people up whilst they're busy laughing so hard at the banter of their witty, visually stunning leader? They can't, it's impossible. My shining charisma saves lives, it doesn't end them. The only acceptable bombs in MY world will be F-bombs.<br />
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~My first order of business would be establishing bizarre paid global holidays. Finally, we'd all be properly compensated for 'Sit on Your Porch and Have a Beer Day' or 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'. <em>(Arrrrrrrrrr! Cha-ching!)</em><br />
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~</em>I haven't quite figured out how to eradicate famine as of yet, but I'm fucking brilliant so I'm sure I'll think of something.<br />
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Let us pray to the BlogGods for guidance.<br />
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Woo-hoo!<br />
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I don't know what to do first!<br />
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Ok, naked cartwheels, but what about after that??<br />
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Twelve whole, wonderful, sweet days off. Twelve days that I know will go all too quickly.<br />
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January might seem an odd time for anyone to go on vacation, but for me it's the most wonderful time of the year. <br />
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I started working for my company 4 years ago in February, and I have to take my vacation time before the end of January every year. The company is actually very generous with sick time, vacation and personal days allowed, but they don't roll over into the new year worked if you miss them. <br />
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I used some for my 30th birthday extravaganza last year, but still had quite a bit left over.<br />
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Also, almost two weeks off after the Christmas rush is over? My shattered feet are singing my praises right now.<br />
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If you put your ear to my heels, you can hear tiny hallelujahs. Like shells at the beach. But weirder. <br />
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<em>(PS: Never type 'sore feet' into Google images, you'll get 'feet with sores'. Bleurgh.)</em><br />
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The other nice thing about my vacation is that Chuckles is finally back to work. <br />
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Sounds mean, but it isn't. Ok, maybe a little. He was involuntarily off for two and a half weeks until a couple of days ago. It always seems to be tough for drywallers around Christmas <em>(Chuckles and I have had 8 Christmases together)</em>, no one is building much of anything for a few weeks. <br />
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But some houses are finally ready for Sheetrock. Finally. Thank the sweet baby Jesus in the manger.<br />
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I swear, Chuckles is never allowed to retire. He was so depressed by not working, it was driving us both <em>batshit</em>. <br />
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He was bored, angry, bored, worried about money, and bored. I had to call him Chuck for two weeks instead of Chuckles, because it just wasn't fitting. <br />
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But he's back to work now, conveniently on a house being built just down our street. He should be popping back home for lunch any minute now.<br />
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And of course, in Kyna-fashion, I'm starting off my vacation sick. I made it through the whole Christmas season at work without getting ill, and now it's finally happened. But at least I don't have to drag my sorry, sick arse into work. <br />
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So what to do first???<br />
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I think I'm going to allow a day of sitting-on-my-ass-doing-nothing time. Drink some orange juice. Blow my nose. You know. Sexy stuff.<br />
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Then maybe...<br />
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~Take down Christmas decorations<br />
~Do some writing<br />
~Clean the house<br />
~Do Sherlocky things<em> (The second season finale is next Sunday, and they'd better not kill him off. I'll be PISSED.)</em><br />
~Go out for a night of live music...a co-worker of mine plays in a band called Valient Thorr <em>(he's the beardless one in this picture)</em> and they're playing at another co-worker's fundraising event this Saturday. They're actually sort of famous in Metal circles...I've heard a few people ask Bennie for his autograph while he's at work in the bookstore...very hilarious. I like to give him shit about it.<br />
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-Cook some real meals. Awesome meals. Chuckles bought me an enameled cast-iron dutch oven for Christmas, and I'd like to make a nice gumbo in it.<br />
-Clean out my garden<br />
-Have some more sit-on-my-ass-and-do-nothing days. Just because I can.<br />
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Oh, and I should probably make room for exercising.<br />
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Last night, the newsstand delivery guy at work asked me when I was 'due'. <br />
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I said, <em>'Nope. Not pregnant. Just fat.' </em>I think he felt bad, but maybe it's for the best. Men need to learn that they shouldn't congratulate women on their pregnancies unless the woman mentions first that she is currently pregnant, or unless they are watching a baby's head pop out of a woman's vagina. <br />
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I envy girls that gain weight in their asses instead of their stomachular areas. Not only is there a male fanclub for that sort of thing, but no one's assfat has ever been mistaken for a<em> pregnant</em> ass.<br />
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I joke, but it really hurt. It's not the first time in my life that it's happened, and every time it does, it takes me by surprise. And makes me cry a little. Just a little. I mean, there's just something in my eye, give me a minute...<br />
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So, guess who's gonna be scheduling time for the ol' exercise bike?<br />
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But not today. I've plan on doing a lot of nothing. If anyone congratulates me on my pregnancy before I start exercising, I'll tell them it's Benedict Cumberbatch's baby. Then I'll end up on the news. And then I'll be infamous. And then when the time comes to produce a Cumberbatchling, I'll have to steal a baby.<br />
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So you see? There will be plenty of work for me to do later.<br />
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For now?<br />
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Whole. Lotta. Fucking. Nothin'.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-89848623166416530702012-01-09T04:00:00.002-05:002012-01-09T04:00:01.683-05:00Sexual Innuendo Magnetic Poetry Monday<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRCHisUWacwWRC11eq_AF5F3PJA96XE0sVqtZ2Ff6ymzPsDVFVlaZUeT9e3CPUndarcKLBgCEHMYl-rWBW4SQDXGOdMMa0-osuOHBpiTzNd3MVWiBZZtHkOVJoZKwmCIaDdAj0pVq8VSQ/s1600/IMG_6710.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRCHisUWacwWRC11eq_AF5F3PJA96XE0sVqtZ2Ff6ymzPsDVFVlaZUeT9e3CPUndarcKLBgCEHMYl-rWBW4SQDXGOdMMa0-osuOHBpiTzNd3MVWiBZZtHkOVJoZKwmCIaDdAj0pVq8VSQ/s320/IMG_6710.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-45224390903052471272012-01-03T09:46:00.007-05:002012-01-15T11:05:49.631-05:00No Sheet, Sherlock<em>Someone</em> got her grubby little North American hands on the new episode of BBC's 'Sherlock' that aired in England on Sunday.<br />
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If I wasn't obsessed before...<br />
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Well, I was of course. But now it's progressed into a full on '12-step program' type of problem.<br />
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If you haven't listened to me and watched 'Sherlock' yet, what the hell are you doing sitting here reading this blog post??<br />
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Fucking brilliant. This season's started off even better than the last. <br />
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Irene Adler is introduced, and she's a <em>trip</em> in this version. <br />
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Takes 'crafty bitch' to a whole new level. <br />
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Crafty <em>naked</em> bitch.<br />
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I've said it before, but it has to be said again. The writers on this program are genius. It's ridiculous. <br />
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They even found a clever way to get Sherlock into a deerstalker cap for a second.<br />
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Oh, and as you can guess from the title, I got to see a nearly-naked Cumberbatch. I can die happy.<br />
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Phwoar x 1000000000.<br />
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GO. WATCH IT.<br />
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NOW.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Edit: I decided to start my own Tumblr blog to feed my Ben-addiction. Please visit <a href="http://cumberbitchsandwich.tumblr.com/">Cumberbitch Sandwich</a> if you suffer from the same glorious affliction.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-2187003384998082782011-12-29T10:18:00.010-05:002011-12-29T10:46:36.493-05:00Last Time I Checked, I Was An Ordinary, Bipedal Hominid<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lq9Pu-Cxddo/TvyAyzxKYdI/AAAAAAAAEEs/Q5v87YZ-PxE/s1600/douchebag.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lq9Pu-Cxddo/TvyAyzxKYdI/AAAAAAAAEEs/Q5v87YZ-PxE/s320/douchebag.jpg" width="267" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Seriously, why are people such douchefaces? Why??<br />
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I know that all of us have the innate potential for asshattery, but for most of us it's not a constant <em>modus operandi</em>. <br />
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Retail workers are human. HUMAN. <br />
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We make mistakes. But thank God we're not surgeons, so you won't die from them. <br />
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We don't know everything. We're flattered that you think we do, but we don't. I lost my crystal ball a few years back and my clairvoyance has never recovered.<br />
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We don't have a direct line to the President of the company. We don't play golf with him every week. He doesn't invite us over for Christmas dinners. We are his minions. That is all. And we're good with that.<br />
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We don't keep a huge supply of <em>just</em> what you need up our <em>asses</em>, and then lie about it just to piss you off. Trust me. If we could immediately procure what you need from the shelves of our rectal receiving rooms, you'd hear the thumping sound of thousands of pairs of work pants hitting the floor across the world. Just to make you happy so you'll stop yelling at us.<br />
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We don't get off on being abused. We don't walk around with ball gags and nipple clamps in our pockets (well....some of us might, but we don't talk about it in mixed company). No thank you Sir, I <em><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077975/quotes">don't</a></em> want another.<br />
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We have feelings. We have families. We cry, we laugh, we bleed, we sleep. We don't live in the store, so please, when it's closing time we'd like you to leave so that we can clean up and go home to visit with said family members.<br />
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We're not robots. We don't plug ourselves into the wall at night to recharge for the next day. <br />
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I think customers forget these things in their crazed lust-frenzies to obtain more 'stuff'. <br />
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Do me a favour, my friends, the next time you see a poor retail worker being verbally sodomized without lube, step in and let the abuser know that they misread the 'for hire' sign on the door. <br />
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'Asshats Need Not Apply'.<br />
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Christmas is dead! Long live douchebaggery!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-49686155550056515742011-12-25T14:56:00.005-05:002011-12-25T17:04:10.929-05:00I Did it All For the NookWow, <i>that's</i> an attractive thumbnail shot. Yikes.<br />
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Anyway, Merry Christmas, bitches! :D<br />
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Ps: Apparently I wear the same blue shirt in every photo and video I've ever been in.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-53963194524764769382011-12-21T14:19:00.007-05:002012-01-15T11:03:36.581-05:00You Can Cumber My Batch Anytime, Benedict<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ1ysI_NjB85hHI8dzvDJQxNOyA9JgYxXsAxr1Z-Cd06YC-tsRCGSLt6Ump0A9g9KelZMsDAtWl5HBfiCslNfHjqxNngLeuADUn_FbROf_NAPRMMUOqzhjqtlIt2Brirz9X1zk9Zma9Mg/s1600/sherlock7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="279" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ1ysI_NjB85hHI8dzvDJQxNOyA9JgYxXsAxr1Z-Cd06YC-tsRCGSLt6Ump0A9g9KelZMsDAtWl5HBfiCslNfHjqxNngLeuADUn_FbROf_NAPRMMUOqzhjqtlIt2Brirz9X1zk9Zma9Mg/s400/sherlock7.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
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<em>Dear Mr. Cumberbatch,</em><br />
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<em>I really would appreciate it if you'd take a small vacation from my head.</em><br />
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<em> Just a small break will do. You must allow me some time to do other things. </em><br />
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<em>Yes, yes, I know you want me to get straight into bed with you so that you can ravish me, no need to point. </em><br />
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<em>But I have to get some housecleaning done. I can't concentrate on my work. </em><br />
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<em>I've missed entire meals because you'll just happen to pop up in my YouTube playlist and then I'll sit there for hours listening to you read fairy tales with that delicious voice of yours. </em><br />
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<em>Your accent goes straight to my vagina.</em><br />
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<em>I spent the afternoon in the hospital because my ovaries exploded. </em><br />
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<em>And I will never be able to hear 'Little Red Hen' again without it eliciting a sexual response. But I forgive you.</em><br />
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<em>I'm starting to lose friends because I can't talk about anything else.</em><br />
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<em>Damn you and your awesome hair and awesome voice and awesome suit and awesome pink socks. </em><br />
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<em>And the Purple Shirt of Sex. Ohhhhhhhhh the Purple Shirt of Sex!</em><br />
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<em>Non-believers know not the mighty power of the PSoS. Able to incinerate panties around the world in a single leap. </em><br />
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<em>When you reply, please be kind enough to enclose reparation payments for all the underwear of mine that you've burnt to a crisp. I can't afford to buy any more. </em><br />
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<em>And I see from the trailers of next season's 'Sherlock' that you once again wear the PSoS. You might as well send me the money for that now. I may have to stop wearing underwear altogether.</em><br />
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<em>And did I mention the mental anguish I've been given from my husband? I think that he may be jealous of your phwoarness. </em><br />
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<em>He says your eyes are too far apart and asks why I would want to be in love with someone that I'd have to stand on a chair to make out with? He just doesn't understand the dedication of a <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cumberbitch">Cumberbitch</a>. </em><br />
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<em>All I'm asking for is time. </em><br />
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<em>Time to meet with friends, spend time with husband, and to sleep and to eat and to remember to breathe and stuff.</em><br />
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<em>But not too much time. I don't think I could handle it for too long.</em><br />
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<em>Ok, I changed my mind. </em><br />
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<em>Already.</em><br />
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<em>Forget what I said. I was in shock. </em><br />
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<em>You're allowed to take up as much room in my head as you'd like. Stay as long as you like.</em><br />
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<em>But make sure you're wearing the Purple Shirt of Sex. </em><br />
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<em>Or a bedsheet is fine. It's all fine.</em><br />
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<em>Love and kisses and squees and I'd like to climb you like a tree,</em><br />
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<em>~Kyna</em><br />
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Ok. I just had to get that out.<br />
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Here's a fun fact: I discovered today that if you search the term 'Cumberbitch' on Google Images, about halfway down there are pictures of Chuckles, most awesomely the one of him wearing the tiara.<br />
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Cumberbitches everywhere are going to see the pictures, fall out of love with Benedict, and start drooling after my husband.<br />
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Wonder what his fangirls will be called? <br />
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Chuckfuckers?<br />
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Edit: I decided to start a Tumblr blog to feed my Ben-addiction. Please visit <a href="http://cumberbitchsandwich.tumblr.com/">Cumberbitch Sandwich</a> if you suffer from the same glorious affliction.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-69683283234616995642011-12-20T10:53:00.000-05:002011-12-20T10:53:27.068-05:00Bored on a SaturdayWhen one is combatting boredom due to lack of internet, one turns to the delights of filming themselves repeatedly.<br />
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I picked the video where I talk about something lame, rather than the one I made of myself dancing naked to "Thriller". <br />
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You're welcome.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5674336400331431860.post-73267867852258732132011-12-14T11:09:00.006-05:002011-12-14T11:19:00.031-05:00Crunch TimeAnd by crunch time, I don't mean that Christmas is in 10 days and it's time to optimize my bookselling prowess. <br />
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I mean 'crunch' as in the sound of my fist connecting with someone's maxillofacial area.<br />
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ONE more person asks me why we don't have a book in the store, <em>right now</em>, on a subject like...?<br />
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~Kilt-making<br />
~Mule training<br />
~Celtic knot puzzle solving<br />
~Blacksmithing<br />
~<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manny_Pacquiao">Manny Pacquiao</a> <br />
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...etc, etc, etc.<br />
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ONE more person tells me I ruined their Christmas for <em>x </em>reason?<br />
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ONE more person says, <em>"Yes, I know you have 5, 576 bibles in the store, but I don't want any of those, it has to be </em>this<em> one." </em><br />
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It's bang, zoom, to the moon Alice!<br />
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POW, right in the kisser!<br />
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Yesterday a dude came and and asked, <em>"Where are your Elf on the Shelfs?" </em><br />
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I stifled the urge to say, "You mean Elves on the Shelf?" and smiled and told him instead, <em>"I'm sorry sir, we're out. But I can see if there are any available to order."</em><br />
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<em>"Oat?" he said.</em><br />
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<em>"Yes, we're out," </em>I replied, highly aware of the fact he was making fun of my accent. Because I'm not an idiot.<br />
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<em>"Oat?"</em> he asked again.<br />
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<em>"Yes. And I'm Canadian, I can't help the way I say 'out'. Do you want me to order that Elf for you?"</em><br />
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I was so pissed off. I've never wanted to <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jerseying&defid=4080035">jersey</a> someone so badly.<br />
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There are some good customer stories. One woman came in last week, frantically looking for a 'How to Draw Dinosaurs' book for kids.<br />
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<em>"It's all little Timmy wants for Christmas! I hope you have one!"</em> she exclaimed.<br />
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I took her into the children's department and handed her a book on drawing dinosaurs. <em>"Oh! OH! You saved my life!"</em> she cried. <em>"I love you! You've made my day! Little Timmy will love this! I would have been SO dead if I hadn't found this! Thank you!!!!"</em><br />
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That made me laugh. <em>"Well,"</em> I said, <em>"it's not very often that a bookseller gets to say she saves lives for a living." </em><br />
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But that's how it goes.<br />
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People will tell me that I'm the most amazing customer service rep they've met in a long time. People will tell me that I'm stupid and ruined Christmas AND their wife's birthday. <br />
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All on one week <em>(last week, in fact)</em>. Sometimes in one day.<br />
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This year I'm not feeling too Christmassy. Even with the job I have, I usually like it anyway. I enjoy giving gifts and sending cards and decorating and all that. <br />
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But I'm so tired of it all. The only thing I enjoy this Christmas is reading by the lights of the tree. I come home, pour a glass of wine, and settle down next to the lit tree with a good book. <br />
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Right now I'm in the middle of reading 'The Complete Sherlock Holmes'. All part of the <a href="http://crystalcoastgardener.blogspot.com/2011/12/cumberbitch-sandwich.html">current obsession</a>.<br />
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I posted some of the things on my <a href="http://crystalcoastgardener.blogspot.com/2011/09/my-bucket-list.html">bucket list</a> a little while back, and I mentioned that I wanted to read some immense classic just to say I did. <br />
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Well, I'm glad I picked this one <em>(even though they count as several stories and not just one massive one, but who gives a shit about the details)</em> and I'm kicking myself that I haven't read all of them sooner. <br />
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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle <em>(from now on I'm referring to him as The Notorious A.C.D.)</em> was a fucking literary genius. Master of the first line hook. Master of quick, witty dialogue. You can't help but get pulled in, it's ridiculous.<br />
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Anyway, I read. I've also been inspired to write again <em>(and not just in the ol' blog, I actually fancy myself a 'real' writer at times)</em>. I work. I rest. <br />
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No time for Christmas, my plate is full. <br />
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Besides, it never feels like it's Christmas here in NC. The temps are still awesome enough to go for picnics and sit on the back porch playing cards. People are still wearing flip flops and shorts<em> (silly people, but they're doing it nonetheless)</em>. <br />
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10 more days. <br />
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10. More. Days. To not punch people in the face.<br />
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We're a little older and a little wider, erm, I mean wiser. But we're still happy.<br />
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1) We like to go on adventures. I've been places with him that this Canadian never thought she would ever get to go to.<br />
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<em>Standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.</em><br />
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<em>Chuck on the back steps of Thomas Jefferson's 'Monticello' in Virginia</em><br />
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<em>Spelunking (oh, how I love that word) in Mammoth Cave, Kentucky.</em><br />
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2) Chuckles loves me even though I'm a complete weirdo. He lets me be exactly who I am. I can burst out into song and dance in the middle of the grocery store and he doesn't bat an eyelash. I swear like a sailor. I'm loud and opinionated. He accepts everything and loves me more for it.<br />
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3) I admire Chuckles because he doesn't give a shit about what people think of him. He does crazy things because he knows it will make me laugh. He lets me post pictures of him doing silly things all over the internet. I love hearing <em>other</em> people say, "I love Chuck." It's awesome to have a husband that everybody likes, instead of the other way around.<br />
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4) We both like the 'little things' in life.<br />
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<em>Hanging out with good friends....</em><br />
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<em>The same music...</em><br />
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<em>Going for picnics in the park...</em><br />
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<em>Enjoying sunsets from our back porch...</em><br />
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<em>Finding a cool place to enjoy the outdoors and take a picture...</em><br />
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<em>Or even going on a fly-by-the-seat-of-your-pants, impromptu canoe trip.</em><br />
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5) Chuckles loves me for what I strongly believe in...<br />
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....And I love Chuckles for what he strongly believes in <em>(*cough*even though the Browns always lose*cough*).</em><br />
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There's no one that I'd rather be with more. Even though both of us aren't easy to live with. I challenge him, he challenges me. We're both challenged. (hehe)<br />
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I've been with him through lung cancer. And his oldest daughter's wedding. I don't know which was more stressful! <br />
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I think the wedding.<br />
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Happy 7 years, Chuckles. Can't believe it's been that long already.<br />
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