I've never seen cotton flowers before. I think they're very pretty. Wayne's World dream sequence style, my thoughts swirl into a whirlpool of pink...
Pink ladies. This one looks like she runs a cult O_O
And this one is me. Really. *cough*.
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Pink Barbie Corvettes. I always wanted to grow up and drive a pink corvette.
Pink cotton candy clouds chasing a scared woman down a country (oops, just about left the 'o' out of country, good thing I looked) road.
Pink ballerinas. I also wanted to grow up and be one of these. That dream crashed and died when I turned 13. Most girls lose their baby fat when they turn 13. I reclaimed mine. Plus some huge knockers. Of which I got made fun of for every single day. Of which led to a sense of humour. Of which I am thankful. For both knockers and sense of humour.
Pink mohawks with leopard spots and braids. Wow. That actually looks really heavy. And super-awesome :D
Pretty in Pink. Oh Molly, it's weird to see you playing a grandmother on your new-ish TV show.
Pink martinis!! I was going to post a picture I have of myself with a pink martini. But I thought that would be crass. Pip pip.
Pink Drag Queens. I love you Pink Drag Queens! There aren't enough of you in Jacksonville to give this place some LIFE. :)
Pink cherry blossoms.
Cats in pink wigs. Um, pardon me for a minute. I have to go and make a quick phone call to the authorities...
Pink bra planters! I think this may be my favourite. I do have a bra exactly this colour, except it's a lot bigger. Well, not 'circus freak' big. More like...'interferes with my golf swing a little' big.
And it's getting kinda old, so I could totally plant petunias in it, hang it on my mailbox and shock my plethora of Republican neighbours. I have an idea now, thank you to whomever gave it to me!
I'm so happy that there are people out there on the internet who posted photographs of the EXACT things I was dreaming about. I would be lost without you.
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