Do You Promise to Love, Honor, Cherish, and Handle Gross Things?

Methinks it may be time to get rid of the Halloween pumpkin.

It's leaking all over the place and is covered in mold. There's probably a family of badgers living in it. My cousin said it looks like an old perv.

Speaking of old pervs, I asked Chuckles when he was going to get rid of it for me.

He proceeded to tell me that it was MY pumpkin, and I should get rid of it myself. He'd only do it if I gave him $5.

I told him that the reason I have a husband is to do disgusting things for me like shovel an old, rotting pumpkin off the front porch.

I'm sure it was mentioned in our wedding vows...

Dirty French Friday

T'es sûr que tu as dix-huit ans?





Are you sure you're 18?