Friday, October 21, 2011

Dirty French Friday

Vouz-avez des bières à la pression?

You got beer on tap?


The Idiot Gardener said...

Le vin fait les knickers des dames tomber vers le bas!

(Not sure I've got the right grammar, but fuck it; it's only Franglais!)

John Gray said...

now THAT phrase is useful

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Remember how crazy you get after three of PACE youself.

Kyna said...

IG: C'est une bonne chose je ne porte pas knickers.


John: Everyone should at least learn 'hello', 'goodbye', 'shit', 'where is the toilet' and 'you got beer on tap?' in every language.

You could get by in any country with just those five things.

Cal: My in-laws took me out for lunch after an afternoon of wedding shopping last weekend. We were in New Bern for that photo, which is a city on a waterfront.

I don't know what it is about being on a waterfront, it always makes me want to drink Blue Moon. Why do I want to drink orange-laced wheat beer near a body of water? I don't know. Such are the mysteries of Kyna.

Anyway, it was a huge damn beer. Nothing this curvy girl couldn't handle, however.

I made them laugh when I asked 'Does this beer make me look fat?'

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

They knew better than to challenge a local girl to a beer drinking contest or a cookie stuffing into her jumper competition. Well, lesson learned.