Here it is. Finally.
The biggest shopping day of the year.
Some might say I'm wrong.
'Black Friday' in the States you say? Hah. Child's play.
'Boxing Day' in Canada? To that I say bullshit, fiddlesticks and Cockfosters! (that last one was for you, Bub)
Everyone should know that it's the last Saturday before Christmas that is the universal craziest shopping day of the year. Everyone's off work. Everyone just got paid.
I feel like Frodo Baggins. I've just entered Mordor and I'm staring down Sauron.
If you're not a Lord of the Rings geek like me, Sauron may just look like a big, fiery vagina to you. Which would inspire the same feelings of trepidation. So it works.
If I survive this weekend, I'll probably have one more Christmas Countdown post for you next Wednesday.
My brother in law is coming for a visit from Florida today. I love Steve, he's awesome. I lucked out in the in-laws department. I wish I could spend more of it visiting instead of working, but such is the life of a retail worker.
I really suffer for my craft. A bona fide tortured artist.
Ok, I draw the line at cutting off my ear. I wear my hair up a lot.
Hope everybody's last week before Christmas goes well! Shop as much as you can to support your local retailers and keep lovely people like me in a job! :)