Monday, February 13, 2012

Converse Porn

Say hello to my new favourite possessions.




I don't know what it is about Converse, they are the sexiest fucking shoe on the planet.

I love them on chicks, I love them on dudes. I like them in a box, I like them on a fox.

This is getting a little Dr. Seuss, isn't it?

I bought Chuckles a pair for Christmas, and every time we go on a date, I make a request that he wear them.

Chuck Taylors for Chuck Adams. :)

Chuck wore them in the 70's when they were cool the first time. He said they were the cheapest shoe you could get, and everyone wore them for basketball.

He said he also enjoyed them because he could tromp through streams and puddles in them, and they'd dry really quickly. That's my Chuckles, the outdoorsy type.

And the real reason he's happy to wear them when I ask, is because I immediately want to have sex with him. With only the shoes on.

That THAT mental image to the bank and cash it.

If I had a penis, I totally would have sex with my new Converse, I would. Hell, even though I don't have a penis, I have to admit that I've tried it. And it was satisfying enough to make me want a cigarette afterwards. And I don't even smoke.

Look at the purple. LOOK AT THE FUCKING PURPLE.



And they've got a double tongue. I LOVE THE DOUBLE TONGUE.

Please take that as innuendo, because these shoes are pure, All-Star sex.

I suspect a Converse habit is forming. Especially since I found out you can custom design your own shoe online.

Like these:

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ALL THE SHOE PORN!!!

Yesterday when I had to change out of them and into my work shoes, I got sad very quickly. The day went down hill from there.

In other breaking girly news, I also bought a purse this week.

I fucking hate buying purses.

It's just a container with a zipper. I will never understand how one could pay $10,000 for a bag to put one's shit into.

But then again, those same people might not understand the strong urge I have to hump Converse.

The tone of this post was so intellectual.

You're welcome.

14 comments:

John Gray said...

I have two pairs......
suffice to say I dont want you to start rubbing yourself on the furniture ,,, so I wont post a photo!

Kyna said...

ALL THE SHOE PORN, JOHN!!!

*cold shower*

Liz said...

Hi Kyna,

I take it converse are still big in the US? They were big here a few years ago but now I don't tend to see them anymore.
See plenty of VANS and whatever else that seem to have taken over.

Kyna said...

Yep, I think they'll always be big here. Every time someone walks into the store with them on, my eyes are on their feet like a fucking magnet. It's creepy, yes. But creepy is what I do best.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

The only shoes that are sexier on a woman that those Converse are thigh high pirate boots but that's just my opinion.

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

Though now I want to see the outfit that goes with those shoes. Nothing that looks shabby. You are too magnificent for shabby.

Gary said...

Totally with you on the footwear. I used to wear the boot version all the time when I was younger, and just like Chuck, they were great for getting wet/drying out. I now have a black & white pair like yours. We used to call them Monkey boots/shoes, don't know why.

Chris said...

That's some shoe fetish you have there Kyna. ;-D

Do they do them with a heel? Might show off my calves a bit.

Kyna said...

Cal: I was just wearing leggings and a t-shirt in the above picture, because I was just modeling them for a second.

But the next day I wore them with jeans, an abstract Sherlock t-shirt, a dark blue peacoat and that green winter hat that I wore in one of my video blogs lol. A friend of mine said she was jealous of everything I had on that day :P

Gary: Yeah, the ones I bought Chuck are the high tops. I used to have some like that too when I was a teenager, but I ended up giving them to my mum (she liked to garden in them lol). I just want them in every colour/style now.

Chris: Actually, I HAVE seen them with a heel! LOL You'd look sexy ;) Well...sexiER. :P

Sarah said...

I always liked the boys in the Converse shoes too. Alas, my hubby is sticking with his jock-y K-swiss shoes.

I feel the same way about my Heelies. Nothing like shocking people in the skyways as I go flying down a slight incline with no apparent mechanism. Reminds me I need to wear them again soon!

Jim said...

I loved my Converse back in the 60's and 70's and wore them everywhere. It never occurred to me to have sex with them.....but hey, I feel your passion and attraction loud and clear!
This is a great post Kyna!

Anonymous said...

kyna love your converse would love to see and hear more looking hot

monkey said...

love the blog would love to see or hear more

Anonymous said...

Wow this is amazing. If what you say is true then I can at least keep dreaming of meeting a woman that feels the same way as myself. So far only seen men have a fetish for converse.

Smell, feel and sex with converse is fantastic. Women with converse (I prefer white and hi-top or x hi top) no sock is extremely sexy to me. Thank you for your post!!