...for me to own houseplants.
I actually can't believe that I haven't killed this one already. I've had it for...5 years?
It was fine until this last year. And I'm pissed off because I'm actually sort of attached to that plant.
Am I giving it too much water? Not enough? Does it need repotting?
I don't know if it's even repottable at this point. If I even so much as look at it, a piece falls off.
I keep expecting a little boy to ride through my living room on his Big Wheel croaking, "REDRUM".
Houseplants are my nemesis.
Ooh, look. I made it through a post without fucking swearing.
DAMMIT. Oh well.