'Cause my tuberous begonia is SEXY.
Seriously. Look at that thing. I'd marry this plant if I could. Would that make me a Polyplantamist? O_O
Maybe I shouldn't. It could be all beauty, and no brains, right? Then I'd just get bored and cheat on it with another plant after a few years.
Nope, marriage is definitely out of the question. It'll just have to be my trophy plant for awhile...