It's a behemoth!
('Behemoth' is only fun to say with a Scottish accent)
Ok, it's only a 20lb turkey, but it's the biggest one I've ever had to cook.
I've cooked a 14lb turkey and had leftovers for a week. Chuck will be like Bubba from 'Forrest Gump'...
"Kyna made turkey sandwiches...turkey soup...turkey pot pie...turkey salad...turkey burgers...turkey casserole..."
I would have bought a smaller one, except I think I scored the only whole frozen turkey in the entire county, and there were definitely no fresh ones. They're not quite in killin' season yet in the U.S.
I hope the turkey isn't too dodgy...some dude sold it to me in an alley out of his trench coat.
Anyway, this is the first Thanksgiving that I've ever had to make the whole meal by myself. Chuck is working today (with other Americans that don't realize that the REAL Thanksgiving is in October) and I'm on my own.
My friends have told me that my first time will hurt a little, but once I get into it, I'll enjoy it.
Right. That's what they all say....
Gobble gobble, Eh!
Time to get my turkey on.