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- Kyna
- Don't let the 'Gardener' part of my blog title fool you. Although I love to get my knees dirty in the garden (giggety), that's just a small part of my writing interests these days. I'm a 30-year-old Canadian woman living in the US. My blog is about having fun and clearing out my cluttered mind a few times a week. It's (both mind and blog) peppered with weird shit from the internet. I write exactly how I talk, so you can get a good idea of who I am and what makes me tick. I like to post pictures of random shit that I'm into in my sidebar. I love making people laugh more than anything. I don't really get political unless we're talking gay rights or health care. I talk about penises constantly. And the swearing, oh, the swearing! If you get offended by foul language, I probably won't be your favourite person (I already said 'shit' twice in this profile summary, so you get the picture). Many of the photos in this ongoing narrative have been taken by me, unless it's a picture of squirrels playing with light-sabers. Then obviously I didn't take it. Although that would be AWESOME.
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12 comments:
Hi Kyna,
Trouser Tuna just doesn't get enough exposure.
Note to self...when hubby is wanting to wiggle my trouser tuna, don't read an icky Stephen King novel beforhand.
trouser tuna? not themost attractive of mental pictures
HA HA HA...that is my favorite one yet. Trouser Tuna.
Liz: Glad I've brought it to everyone's attention.
Sarah: Stephen King never really puts anyone in the mood for love, does he?
John: It's a heterosexual thing. You wouldn't understand. And frankly, you probably don't want to. O_O
Cal: *curtsies like a lady even though she isn't one*
Not heard the term before.
I guess I am just an ignorant southerner!
Thanks for the education!
Trouser Tuna? That's fucked up.
Many years ago, when my hair wasn't grey. I shared a house with a few blokes, one of whom was a writer of truly awful songs. One of his best was titled, "When the Pigskin express pulls in to Tuna station!"
:PAl:Well that's because I made it up lol. But now that you know it, you can share it with all your friends:P
IG: My brain is fucked up :P But not as fucked up as your housemate, I think O_O lol
And I told you I wasn't using muffin. You've ruined it for everybody.
Tell my you have seen 'Without A Clue'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72FZt4qiV8Q
I haven't, actually! How the fuck have I not ever seen this! LOL
Thanks Cal!
I do because I love.
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