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- Don't let the 'Gardener' part of my blog title fool you. Although I love to get my knees dirty in the garden (giggety), that's just a small part of my writing interests these days. I'm a 30-year-old Canadian woman living in the US. My blog is about having fun and clearing out my cluttered mind a few times a week. It's (both mind and blog) peppered with weird shit from the internet. I write exactly how I talk, so you can get a good idea of who I am and what makes me tick. I like to post pictures of random shit that I'm into in my sidebar. I love making people laugh more than anything. I don't really get political unless we're talking gay rights or health care. I talk about penises constantly. And the swearing, oh, the swearing! If you get offended by foul language, I probably won't be your favourite person (I already said 'shit' twice in this profile summary, so you get the picture). Many of the photos in this ongoing narrative have been taken by me, unless it's a picture of squirrels playing with light-sabers. Then obviously I didn't take it. Although that would be AWESOME.
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11 comments:
That is both horticultural and smutty. Two of my favorite things.
We have a trend in our supermarkets over here in the uk, where people re-arrange the jars of spices and herbs to make the enlarged capital letters spell out words like 'bollocks' and 'tits' etc.
I would have gone for gerkin my self
Cucumber anybody?
Weird that 'cumber' forms part of that word...
Cal: Gardeners are pretty smutty bitches in general. We're all busy forking in our beds.
Gary: THAT would be fucking hilarious.
John: Gherikin wasn't an option. Or you'd better believe it would be used.
Chris: Cucumber IS sn option. But I didn't use it just in case someone was a smartarse. Glad you didn't fail me, even though I failed you ;)
Fucking Nook typos..
All i can picture now is a pocket rocket vibe shaped and colored like a pickle.
Why is that, do you have a recommendation?
Never seen THAT one in the catalogues...
PICKLE!
It's a bit passé now; I see you have the word MUFFIN there. Surely you should have used MUFFIN!
"Oi, Dave, I just parked my bike in your old lady's muffin!"
"Really, Duchess, take the croquet mallet out of your muffin!"
"I might be a Puffin, but sniff my muffin!"
I cannot believe you left Muffin out!
Must try harder!
Just no pleasing you is there?
Just for that, you'll never get the muffin :P
I haven't either, but I bet it would be a best seller, if for no other reason than to embarrass future brides at bachelorette parties.
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