Expose yourself to art.
That is both horticultural and smutty. Two of my favorite things.
We have a trend in our supermarkets over here in the uk, where people re-arrange the jars of spices and herbs to make the enlarged capital letters spell out words like 'bollocks' and 'tits' etc.
I would have gone for gerkin my self
Cucumber anybody?Weird that 'cumber' forms part of that word...
Cal: Gardeners are pretty smutty bitches in general. We're all busy forking in our beds.Gary: THAT would be fucking hilarious. John: Gherikin wasn't an option. Or you'd better believe it would be used.Chris: Cucumber IS sn option. But I didn't use it just in case someone was a smartarse. Glad you didn't fail me, even though I failed you ;)
Fucking Nook typos..
All i can picture now is a pocket rocket vibe shaped and colored like a pickle.
Why is that, do you have a recommendation? Never seen THAT one in the catalogues...
PICKLE!It's a bit passé now; I see you have the word MUFFIN there. Surely you should have used MUFFIN!"Oi, Dave, I just parked my bike in your old lady's muffin!""Really, Duchess, take the croquet mallet out of your muffin!""I might be a Puffin, but sniff my muffin!"I cannot believe you left Muffin out!Must try harder!
Just no pleasing you is there? Just for that, you'll never get the muffin :P
I haven't either, but I bet it would be a best seller, if for no other reason than to embarrass future brides at bachelorette parties.
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