Monday, January 16, 2012

Sexual Innuendo Magnetic Poetry Monday

11 comments:

Cal's Canadian Cave of Coolness said...

That is both horticultural and smutty. Two of my favorite things.

Gary said...

We have a trend in our supermarkets over here in the uk, where people re-arrange the jars of spices and herbs to make the enlarged capital letters spell out words like 'bollocks' and 'tits' etc.

John Gray said...

I would have gone for gerkin my self

Chris said...

Cucumber anybody?

Weird that 'cumber' forms part of that word...

Kyna said...

Cal: Gardeners are pretty smutty bitches in general. We're all busy forking in our beds.

Gary: THAT would be fucking hilarious.

John: Gherikin wasn't an option. Or you'd better believe it would be used.

Chris: Cucumber IS sn option. But I didn't use it just in case someone was a smartarse. Glad you didn't fail me, even though I failed you ;)

Kyna said...

Fucking Nook typos..

Sarah said...

All i can picture now is a pocket rocket vibe shaped and colored like a pickle.

Kyna said...

Why is that, do you have a recommendation?

Never seen THAT one in the catalogues...

The Idiot Gardener said...

PICKLE!

It's a bit passé now; I see you have the word MUFFIN there. Surely you should have used MUFFIN!

"Oi, Dave, I just parked my bike in your old lady's muffin!"

"Really, Duchess, take the croquet mallet out of your muffin!"

"I might be a Puffin, but sniff my muffin!"

I cannot believe you left Muffin out!

Must try harder!

Kyna said...

Just no pleasing you is there?

Just for that, you'll never get the muffin :P

Sarah said...

I haven't either, but I bet it would be a best seller, if for no other reason than to embarrass future brides at bachelorette parties.