I will never, ever in a million years be as funny as this person.
Allie @ Hyperbole and a Half
Because I base my whole existence on being funny, I would be very depressed at this prospect...
...if I only wasn't laughing so hard. It's impossible to be melancholic when there are tears streaming out of my eyes and I'm snorting because I can't breathe.
Examples of posts you should not miss:
This Is Why I'll Never Be An Adult
Sneaky Hate Spiral
And my personal favourite, the post which inspired me to share my love/envy of this blogger...
Things That Can Make You Feel Like An Idiot Almost Instantly
Currently the blog as 15,534 follwers, and counting. Allie obviously doesn't need anyone's help in promoting her blog. She has no idea who I am. Chances are that many of you are one of the 15,534.
And she's hot in real-life. DAMMIT!
If you aren't one of the 15,534 followers, RUN, do not walk to read her blog. Her animations are worth the trip alone.
If you need me, I'll be standing on the Emerald Isle bridge holding a big rock tied around my waist, struggling to think of reasons to live. And most likely I'll be struggling with the rock as well. Because I have the upper arm strength of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.